budwieser

American past time. Beer. America. This is Budweiser. But it's brewed in Canada. It's fantastically woodish with a splinter of delight. It has subtle notes of woodriff and yeef. Its red and white and there might be blue or black on it. So Canadian with the potential for Americans to drink it.

Would you drink it?

M: I would drink it for the tall boy cans. Because it works

What do you like about the tall boys?

M: There's more in it.

When did you first drink it?

M: At a baseball game.

How many did you drink:

M: 7

Who won the game?

M: The Texas Rangers. Ryan Nolan was pitching. And he only has one hand.

Does he really?

M: Yes. But maybe not

Would you recommend Budwieser?

M: Only as a substitute for the Kokanee wary.

Are you wary of Kokakanee?

How do you spell Kokakane?

M: It tastes like liverwurst and dirty glacier water

THIS IS SHOCKING.

M: ahahaheeehaheeheeehehehe

What are you drinking right now?

M: Whiskey

Why?

M:Cause I'm a badass and an american texasss stranger.

What do you think of wine?

M: um. its for horses and ladies with horse.

I think you are lying.

M: Sometimes its for people who like wine.

What are you really drinking!!?

M: dirty South African wine.

THIS IS SHOCKING.

Stay tuned for more adventures and journalistic truth telling and investigation.